Steve 'crumb czar' Roggenbuck's checklist before disfriending someone on Facebook.
- Is this person currently making a revolving donation.
- Has this person donated money in the past.
- Could this person donate money in the future.
- Did this person fail to donate money after a verbal commitment.
- Does this person have influential/wealthy friends.
- Does this person have influential/wealthy parents.
- Does this person have a beneficial skill set which can be leveraged currently/in the future.
- Will this person cause drama over disfriending and detract from my precious brand.
- Does this person have 'material wealth' that can be leveraged.
- Does this person hold a high position of power in a corporation.
- Is this person vegan.
- Is this person straight edge.
- Is this person involved in a large charity.
- Is this person a sycophant.
- Is this person associated with a media outlet, publisher or popular lit journal.
- Is this person an author, musician, artist or politician.
- Is this person subjectively comely.
- Do they like me?
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the smaller the crumb the easier they get stuck between the floorboards and disappear
is this via a Scientific method??? :)
the mental guy in my town who cleans the weeds out of the sidewalks with his pocketknife and says, "somebody better pay me" when i go by has more credibility than grieco ever will
crumbs! crumbs! crumbs!
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