In a world gone seemingly 'wild', where insects constantly harvest crumbs and solitude is outlawed, one man-boy is humanity's lone hope against bitchmade living. Trained in the martial arts of thumbjitsu and who is you-fu, he walks the streets with a homemade weapon, smiting chill narcissists in the face. For me, for you, for our future children. His name is Baby J and he carries a Liberty Stick.
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this is great. badass liberty stick.
yeah, he returned from an unannounced expedition down a long alley holding that piece of wood then emphatically declared, i'm gonna make a weapon to kill flies with and name it 'liberty stick'. i laughed pretty hard.
his who is you fu is strong. may he deliver us from the flies.
hope he kills shitload of flies on his journey
on the other side of the stick it says KILLS: and already has one notch carved in it.
you raised him right
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