In a world gone seemingly 'wild', where insects constantly harvest crumbs and solitude is outlawed, one man-boy is humanity's lone hope against bitchmade living. Trained in the martial arts of thumbjitsu and who is you-fu, he walks the streets with a homemade weapon, smiting chill narcissists in the face.  For me, for you, for our future children.  His name is Baby J and he carries a Liberty Stick.

6 responses to

  1. this is great. badass liberty stick.

  2. jereme says:

    yeah, he returned from an unannounced expedition down a long alley holding that piece of wood then emphatically declared, i'm gonna make a weapon to kill flies with and name it 'liberty stick'. i laughed pretty hard.

  3. sam pink says:

    his who is you fu is strong. may he deliver us from the flies.

  4. hope he kills shitload of flies on his journey

  5. jereme says:

    on the other side of the stick it says KILLS: and already has one notch carved in it.

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