Unexpectedly drawing a scented bubble bath with lit candles crowning the tub for your relationship partner, and as the hot water melts away the stress of their day, litter the floor with homemade caltrops fashioned from industrial staples, then when s/he gets out and is wet, naked and screaming, softly repeat the phrase 'baby, i love you.'

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