I WANT TO PRETEND TO BE A WOMAN FOR A NIGHT AND HAVE A SLUMBER PARTY

EXT. HOLLLYWOOD - FARMER'S MARKET - DAY

J

You look cute.

G

Aww, thanks.  You're nice.

J

I am not fucking nice.

G

Oh, okay.  You're sweet...

J

Haha, oh yeah?

G

Yeah, sweet like dick cheese.

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INT. WEST HOLLYWOOD WHOLE FOODS - SOUP BUFFET

Actress who plays the coach on GLEE walks up behind G. to stare at her ass.

J

 Man, you got a heavy lesbian vibe today.  All these ladies keep checking you out.

G 

Really?

J

Heh, yep.  Really.

G

Why do you think that?

J

I dunno.  Your attire is very Lilith Fair.

G

(looking confused)

What's that?

J

Oh, it was a large lesbian festival in the nineties.  Sarah McLachlan always headlined.

G

I think I know what you're talking about... I really look like a lesbian though?

J

Hahaha

G 

(pouting)

I don't want to look like a lesbian!  I want to look cuuute.