In 2007, I was on unemployment, hadn't taken a hot shower in over a year, temporarily quit opiates and felt hopeless. I bought books from internet authors and gave them away because I believed in the power of words to keep a human alive during bleak and agonizing circumstances.
It's almost 2015, now I receive a government stipend of a different nature and battle with hopelessness. I still believe in the power of words; but not all words.
If being alive feels like running a marathon in death valley with a knife wound in your back,
or,
if the voice in your head is your only friend, worst enemy and part-time lover,
or,
if you have a deep understanding/appreciation of spiders and an intense distrust of human beings,
then, hey, alienated shithead, this post is for you!
I'm buying 3 copies of 'the collected suicide notes of sam pink' and gifting them to doomed creatures. All I ask in return is a show of effort. Email me a pic of you making a 'thumbs down.' There are no other modifiers. Just that. And if you don't have access to a camera or are too stricken with anxiety/depression/self-deprecation/dope sickness/whatever to take a pic, then let me know in an email.
I'll do my best to honor any international addresses, however, if shipping is insane I may rescind my pledge.
Here's an example of a 'thumbs down':
Want to make it clear, if you don't meet the guidelines stated above, but send me an email, I recognize that you recognize you're a selfish, worthless cunt. And when death comes you'll finally know your entire existence as a shit weasel failed to prepare you for what we're all heading towards, which is when you'll understand genuine terror and loneliness.
I earnestly hope anyone participating and not adhering to the guidelines is stricken with brain cancer and departs this world in severe confusion and pain.
-jdean33442@gmail.com
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