UNWRAPPING PRESENTS ON THE CHRISTMAS MORNING OF OUR SUMMERTIME SUICIDE PACT

Big news, everyone.  Been talking with a publisher about a manuscript.  Looks like it'll be out in 2014.  More details once the deal is finalized.

It's going to be called: Too Hot For Diarrhea: A Memoir

5 responses to UNWRAPPING PRESENTS ON THE CHRISTMAS MORNING OF OUR SUMMERTIME SUICIDE PACT

  1. sam pink says:

    goodreads review from Vonnegut420Bro: "ugh, wish i could give this no-stars. seems like the author is really mean, couldn't relate. so yeah, no."

  2. Geneviève says:

    From sylviapl4thlvr: "The entire book was just really misogynistic; especially on the author page, where he requested that all women reading his book mail him a pair of their panties."

  3. sam pink says:

    put a page at the end of the book with a picture of your face and 'do you like me' beneath it, with your email address.

  4. jereme says:

    Guys, everything isn't a joke. This is a big deal. Stop shitting on my accomplishments.

  5. sam pink says:

    it doesn't count if you dont post the word count and a vague attempt at explaining what it's about even though you ultimately claim it isn't about anything.

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