Almost unknown fact: nearly all of my writing/reading on a computer is done with my right eye closed and left squinted open, similar to the face popeye makes while trying to find olive oyl's snatch.
Secondary non-sequitur fact: using the phrase "mom pussy" on your blog definitely will raise web hits.
MICROWAVE BURRITOS ARE THE NON-EXISTENT HUGS OF MY CHILDHOOD
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imagining you checking through emails doing the popeye voice, like 'scuh, yupitta yuh, hmm, what we got here, emails, uhhh, scuppita scuhh.'
Scuppita scuhh indeed.
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