I want a detailed power point presentation of my lifetime of failed accomplishments for a eulogy.
"and here's where he tried to tag over chaz's tag and got run over by chaz on a segway."
"...made it to chicago, didn't bring socks."
"...awarded a scholarship to a community college, never used it."
"...found spiritual guides in ted dibiase and later, a homeless man with his thumb down."
"...got married, didn't have sex on his honeymoon."
"....watched 'steele justice' for the first time..."
"...several tattoos, none finished."
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"and here's where he tried to tag over chaz's tag and got run over by chaz on a segway."
"...made it to chicago, didn't bring socks."
"...awarded a scholarship to a community college, never used it."
"...found spiritual guides in ted dibiase and later, a homeless man with his thumb down."
"...got married, didn't have sex on his honeymoon."
"....watched 'steele justice' for the first time..."
"...several tattoos, none finished."
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