LEGALLY CHANGING MY NAME TO CUNNILINGUS THE MIGHTY IN THE NEAR FUTURE

Someone outside of my apartment right now just made a noise that sounded like Sylvester Stallone in Rocky when he yells "Aye-dreee-unnnn!" except it came out more like "ungh-ehhhh-ATE-mmmmmmuuuuuh-seeeeeee-fffffffff!"

Raised my fist as a show of solidarity after hearing it.

Hey, does anyone have access to a woman's hot-dog-on-a-stick uniform? Could you give it to me?

Keep having this reoccurring fantasy which involves that uniform, 34 corn dogs, a shitton of mustard, small/perky tits and my cock.

Trying to make it a reality.

I can pay you in stolen key chains that have the word Hollywood on them.

Or hash cookies.

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