A PAIR OF TITTIES HOLDING A PAIR OF SLIGHTLY SMALLER TITTIES UNDERNEATH A WATERFALL OF SMILING CHODES

America should change the flag to an image of a cat's asshole sitting in a high chair being spoon fed portions of a big mac by a fedora wearing tampon.

Or just a giant thumbs down pinwheel.

UPDATE:

Spent 10 minutes on this post, re: CHOAD vs CHODE.

FURTHER UPDATE:

While writing the previous update I could hear one of my neighbors puking, but, instead of the normal, aggressive gag-lurch noise, it was dramatically long, almost as if the person was masturbating while doing it, like, almost as if the puke was being drawn out to the point of perverse enjoyment.

TERTIARY UPDATE:

The puking was genderless.  Meaning, i'm unsure if I can use it for spank bank material.

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