The three people who read my blog may remember the guest post I did over at TV Snorted My Brain. I was given an opportunity tonight to make a cameo on the show I reviewed (ex-wives of buttrock).
As much fun as hanging around a bunch of lamedicks sounds, I declined. Television is fucking retarded like Shaq's rapping career. Just not interested.
I will be going to the after party thing at some night club where the cameras won't be.
Maybe tonight an aggressive-homosexual armo will dose my water with GHB, then i'll be kidnapped and used as a fuck toy before my lungs are stabbed by a broken hooka.
What most likely will happen is a handful of hairless bros will tell me in a drunken stupor how much they like/love my beard while forcing my hand to touch their hand.
One thing is for certain, i'll get a series of dirty looks from women for no apparent reason other than I glanced in their general direction.
I love it when they do that. Makes me feel validated as a scumbag human being.
Hell yeah.
KISSES ARE SWASTIKAS IN THE EYES OF A NEGLECTED TURNSTYLE
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3 responses to KISSES ARE SWASTIKAS IN THE EYES OF A NEGLECTED TURNSTYLE
you're just afraid you'll be too shy around your idol (the bass player from 'poison')
hahaha. the funny thing is the girl who looks like beeker with down syndrome is the niece of the drummer from motley crue
just want to let everyone know that most people in their early twenties are not fun to party with.
bunch of bubblegum snapping twats.
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