KISSES ARE SWASTIKAS IN THE EYES OF A NEGLECTED TURNSTYLE

The three people who read my blog may remember the guest post I did over at TV Snorted My Brain.  I was given an opportunity tonight to make a cameo on the show I reviewed (ex-wives of buttrock).

As much fun as hanging around a bunch of lamedicks sounds, I declined.  Television is fucking retarded like Shaq's rapping career.  Just not interested.

I will be going to the after party thing at some night club where the cameras won't be.

Maybe tonight an aggressive-homosexual armo will dose my water with GHB, then i'll be kidnapped and used as a fuck toy before my lungs are stabbed by a broken hooka.

What most likely will happen is a handful of hairless bros will tell me in a drunken stupor how much they like/love my beard while forcing my hand to touch their hand.

One thing is for certain, i'll get a series of dirty looks from women for no apparent reason other than I glanced in their general direction.

I love it when they do that.  Makes me feel validated as a scumbag human being.

Hell yeah.

3 responses to KISSES ARE SWASTIKAS IN THE EYES OF A NEGLECTED TURNSTYLE

  1. sam pink says:

    you're just afraid you'll be too shy around your idol (the bass player from 'poison')

  2. jereme says:

    hahaha. the funny thing is the girl who looks like beeker with down syndrome is the niece of the drummer from motley crue

  3. jereme says:

    just want to let everyone know that most people in their early twenties are not fun to party with.

    bunch of bubblegum snapping twats.

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