Cat update
Sam is in heat. I need to remove her innards because she is driving me nuts. I seriously want to cement her vagina right now. She still hides in the dark and is elusive which completely fucks my picture taking efforts of her. One day I will get a decent picture of her paranoid kitty ass.
Blake is, well, Blake. He acts more like a dog than a cat. His recent favorite activity is waiting for nightfall and stealing pumpkin cookies my girlfriend recently baked or pizza crust from the pizza box. Each morning I wake to find remnants of the secret eating. I sort of want to commit sodomy on him to teach him a lesson but have not done so, yet.
He is also an attention whore when he wants to be. Here are a couple pics of him doing his attention whoring while i was reading htmlgiant in bed.

