masturbation as self-mutilation

i had an idea the other day that i would like to write a poem with scratch and sniff stickers from the 80s.

the 80s being my childhood of course.

something like:

when my mom neglects me i feel like : *sticker of a pickle wearing a ten gallon hat and boots smelling like pickle*

when i feel alienated i feel like : *sticker of garfield eating a chocolate cake smelling like chocolate*

when i masturbate i feel like : *sticker of an orange with the words "orange-tastic" smelling like orange*

when i think about my self worth i feel like : *sticker of a black hole smelling like black hole*

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tao lin said he would send me his book to "shit-talk review". I cannot guarantee a shit-talk review until i really read the book but i will provide an honest review which most people view as shit-talking anyways so i think it is safe to say i will shit-talk in the review.

he also mentioned he needed/wanted it to be published in a "large forum". I have no idea what a large forum is. If there are any large forums that would like to publish my review please contact me.

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a brief gchat snippet with my girlfriend:

Gena: i can't believe there's only been like 17 people to enter blake's contest

me: that's how it always is
i hate ppl

Gena: :(